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Forgot to mention this earlier…

Ever heard of XKCD comics? If not, do yourself a favor and check them out. But the beautiful thing (that I just learned) is that the guy actually made his own ball pit. And now I love him that much more.

This must be the greatest battle ever fought.

Your time is up.

Welcome to your end.

That these defendants now attempt to hide behind the sacred principles of freedom of religion, freedom of speech and the right to privacy — which principles they repeatedly demonstrated a willingness to violate with impunity — adds insult to the injuries which they have inflicted on every element of society.” -Sentencing Memorandum of United States v. Mary Sue Hubbard

There’s something oddly liberating about witnessing these events unfold. Scientology is, without question, the most unhinged group of morons ever to organize into a murderous death cult and yet be considered “a religion” in modern history. To watch Anonymous unleash hell upon the Church of Scientology is as morally satisfying as watching the grade school bully getting the tar beat out of him by the hall monitor.

And anyone who disagrees with the preachings of the CoS is Anonymous. The internet has officially started the virtual expelling and expunging of all things CoS related because the collective human consciousness simply can’t take it anymore. How Tom Cruise can be taken any more seriously than David Karesh or Timothy McVeigh is beyond my understanding.

There is something else that needs emphasis here: Anonymous consists of people who find violence, pain and suffering the punch line in a joke that told over and over again. They, and that is to say we, are not angels by any respect. My favorite quote is “we are the true face of the internet”.

Greatest use of the censor ever.

Every time I try to lighten things up with humor and not take life too seriously, a television personality, presumably one with even a minimum influence on people, says something so unbelievably dumb that it staggers the mind. Let me also preface what I’m about to relay to you with the following: Does anything that comes from the televised henfest known as The View have any positive affect on viewers? It would appear that the nuttier the personality, the better their chances are of making a place for themselves.

The latest example, which I absolutely shudder at the vacuous ignorance of, comes from Sherri Shepherd. In proving the statistic that one out of five people believe the sun revolves around the earth, Shepherd declares that she isn’t sure the world isn’t flat. What’s more, she’s passing this historic level of stupidity on to her children, thereby making them even more dumb.

I’m wondering if it’s a part of the contract that these ladies have to sign that they need to say things that reflect retarded thinking when they speak. I used to respect Whoopi Goldberg until she attempted to defend Michael Vick’s “culture” even though it was that very same culture that birthed race-based lynchings in the antebellum south and that was ruled by the majority of humanity to be inhumane and I think Whoopi would be the first one to agree with me. So it’s either in their contracts, or their tainting the talent’s water with stupid juice.

I mean, sweet Jesus, Elizabeth Hasselbeck hasn’t uttered an intelligent comment yet. Maybe she’s the cause; she just radiates stupidity and it infects others like radiation poisoning.

Everyone is entitled to a mistake. I try not to make any but sometime the humor of something can sometimes slip my quality control. The alleged quote by Reagan I quoted a while back was, in fact, completely fictional. I’ve updated that post but thought I’d make another one here.

…Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…