OK, seriously, watch this interview and tell me what you think of John McCain.

Is it me or does he look like that smile he’s wearing is about as genuine as costume jewelry? All the awkward platitudes and cordial greetings seemed a bit plastic, even for a politician. But the other thing that struck me was how much he looked like a man doing his best not to explode into a vast stream of obscenities and no particular person. It was like the pole that was so obviously used to prop him up for this interview was being slowly rotated.

Okay, so my imagery can be a bit disturbing. But the man looked fake, clueless and seriously pissed off and was failing miserably to hide it.